While trying to convince me why she might need to leave her room during her in-room playtime, DD4 said this:
"Mom, can I please go get the Minnie Mouse dress for Bambee? He can't be naked all day!"
Bambee is her nighttime cuddle and best friend since birth. Granted he is a very dingy, thread-bare, and mangy stuffed toy, but he is her love. I myself am concerned that he may be a bit confused about his sexuality, being forced to dress up as Minnie Mouse all day.
Yes, I live with someone who is this funny all the time, and doesn't even know it. That girl's got enough blog fodder in her for years to come.