While playing chess with my oldest, he instructed me, "No, mommy! You can't jump other pieces. That's checkers."
And this one, "Why don't I put this one here and then you can capture my pawn? Okay, mommy? Do you wanna do that?"
Lastly, "The bishops are the only ones that can move that way mommy. This is a bishop."
Ugh. This newfound chess obsession is waaaaaaay out of my league. Thank goodness for smart daddies who also like chess. And understand it.