It Seems That When Your Children Have Lived In England...

...they spend more time drawing round-abouts on their sidewalk chalk driveway maps than they do drawing stop signs. Hmmmm....

Perhaps She Has a Future in Broadcasting

Miss Middle announced this morning as she arrived in our room: "I just came in here for some ammouncements, Mom!"

"First, there is a spider web on my light."

"And second," (pointing proudly to her outfit) "This matches!"

On Why the 6-Year-Old Boy is So Endearing To Me

This quote sums it up:

"Mom, I wanna smell your skin. (Snnnniiiifff!) Oh, yeah, you've got that lotion on."